If I make it through the weekend alive ....

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If I make it through the weekend alive ....

Post by KatieB on Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:09 pm

It will be a miracle.

So matt has gone to wales for the weekend mountain biking and I am home in Charge - well I'm meant to be in charge.....

It is that time of year again when angelic bunnies sit underneath the pear tree in the garden. Ahhh how sweet I hear you cry.. No it's not. It is merely the start of a chain of evens that leaves me reaching for the rum.

You see they know (well Charlie knows, Annie has no idea why she is sat under the tree) that sooner or later juicy unripe pear will fall from the heavens and that before I can get there to retrieve it they can get at least half of it down their necks(even of I run). Nom Nom Nom.

This enjoyable illegal treat however is soon followed by runny bunny poo from hell which sticks itself like napalm to the run, the shed and all over the undercarriages of both rabbits and can only be removed with a bottom bath. Not easy when you Are trying to do it on your own with two bunnies who can kick for England!!

Tonight's attempt at two bottom baths resulted in me being covered in the poo, soaked from the waist up, and accidentally dangling the right side of my hair in the pooey water. Nice. And then they sulk! I mean the blimmin cheek! I should be the one sulking in this scenario!!

So I put the beasts to bed, have a shower and relax on he sofa for half an hour before tackling the demon that is DaisyB at medicine time. He is a demon. As I type he is under the sofa in the front room refusing to come out. Right at the back where I cannot reach him. He is taunting me and I'd like to go to bed.... But I can't until I have removed him from the front room and chased him for 20mins, get boxed and syringe the medicine into him. Given the standoff we have at the moment .... It's going to be a long night. It's going to be a long weekend. Good job I love them!


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Post by FluffSlave on Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:55 pm

Oh dear! Laughing

Good luck Wink
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Post by Thumper2001 on Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:39 pm

Just in case you feel the need to Laughing
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Post by Thumper2001 on Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:40 pm

It's gone a bit wonky Hmmm
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Post by c.bolduan on Sat Aug 23, 2014 1:20 am

Thumper2001 wrote:Just in case you feel the need to Laughing




Quite right. If it prevents a nervous break down it shall be legal!
Good luck with your tasks. Wink Razz drunken 

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Post by JoeyBunsMum on Sun Aug 24, 2014 7:25 pm

Good luck!!

I think you're making all this up, they are obviously angels.....

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Post by KatieB on Sun Aug 24, 2014 7:30 pm

JoeyBunsMum wrote:Good luck!!

I think you're making all this up, they are obviously angels.....

 Wink 

Yes they are..... Angels... would you beleive me if I said they have ben tied to a chair and are demanding carrots with menaces?


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Post by JoeyBunsMum on Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:46 pm

KatieB wrote:
JoeyBunsMum wrote:Good luck!!

I think you're making all this up, they are obviously angels.....

 Wink 

Yes they are..... Angels... would you beleive me if I said they have ben tied to a chair and are demanding carrots with menaces?


Surely not? Shocked Wink

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Post by c.bolduan on Mon Aug 25, 2014 2:11 pm

Thumbs Up Laughing
Think,of a coin. One side carries an angel the other a devil and you can flick it as many times as you want. That makes rabbit sense to me.

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Post by jolovesbunnies on Mon Aug 25, 2014 5:30 pm

Ha ha, I am sure it is deliberate so we don't think we are the boss Laughing

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