Caption Competition

Humum offers: 'Well, I've never noticed that before '




Go on then, do your worst

I thought of a few, but they are all x-rated must take my filthy hat off and think of a clean one

Ask Florence, she's all sweet and innocent

"They told me I was a boy!"

" where's the norty step gone "

"I'm sure I used to be able to wash my feet like this. It can't have been all the food I ate from the cupboards fault!"

Sparky doing charades: 'My name is John Merrick and I am the Elephant Man'

NickieM wrote:Sparky doing charades: 'My name is John Merrick and I am the Elephant Man'

*that made me laugh so much I nearly choked on my coffee*

Apart from the 'woah! I am a girl after all...'

'Where did I put those snaffled nuggies? Under my arm pit? My bum....?'

JoeyBunsMum wrote:Apart from the 'woah! I am a girl after all...'

'Where did I put those snaffled nuggies? Under my arm pit? My bum....?'

JoeyBunsMum wrote:Apart from the 'woah! I am a girl after all...'

'Where did I put those snaffled nuggies? Under my arm pit? My bum....?'

* Oh my side from laughing *

'yes flash gordan, I am Ming The Merciless, I am just missing my cloak.. MWaHahAha'

Or 'my kingdom for a pocket! Where the fluff is my hay cake!'

Is this my best side?!

Oh the bells, the bells of Notre Dame!

"well I guess I don't have to worry about these moobs anymore now they are actually boobs!!"

"Oh I missed a bit"
"How did that get there"

Sparky does the Thriller dance.

'Humum, I thinks I had an accident'

'The bells the bells, esmerelda, I wub youuuu'

"You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time. But... hell, I got rumbled!"

How about

'I bow to your superior knowledge and wisdom Father Jack!'

'I vant to bit yourrrrr neck oohh ah ah ah'

'Don't worry, Humum, I will just pay for all the damage with my credit card!'

'HEEY MACARENA!!' (insert dancing banana here)