Who's for the Norty step on Monday?

Sparky wrote:Excellent work buns - it looks like I can still be *quite* norty without risking a third week on The Step

marleyNfriends wrote: ive lost my phone, so im thinking she might have eaten it or something because i cant find it ANYWHERE and it was on my bed last night!

Dial the number and see if she rings

That could be interesting if the phone is set to vibrate

Ooooo Dolly!!

What is going on with the buns at the moment? Naughtiness everywhere you look!!

Sparky wrote:Excellent work buns - it looks like I can still be *quite* norty without risking a third week on The Step

marleyNfriends wrote: ive lost my phone, so im thinking she might have eaten it or something because i cant find it ANYWHERE and it was on my bed last night!

Dial the number and see if she rings

I did, shes obviously a cunning little rabbit because she spat it out and hid it in my bedside drawer, didnt she?

Fudge for now is being sort of angelic......I think I should look worried....very worried...although he did snort and grunt and try to sit on aunty Maysie on Saturday...well when he isn't ignoring me then being demanding....

Beatrix sounds like an angel compared to this lot. She escaped repeatedly recently, to sit on the windowsill in the sun like some cat-wannabe.

I did find Kuja escaped from his cage the other day, sitting *in* the bag of hay, munching away.

But you guys... Your bunnies are terrors.

can i nominate my 2 for mondays slot please (if its still been done) ive been laughing at all the naughtiness of your lot and sitting quite smug on how normally good mine are,well not tonight,when it starts to get dark,i always go out and shut the sliding door which connects the tunnel to the other cage,well tonight i went out and spike was in the other cage,i told her her was time to go in and she just ignored me,so i went in the house,10 mins later i went back out,as soon as the back door opened spike shot through the tunnel to the other cage,i went to the other cage and had words with her and shuck my fingers as her a few times, tried to explain to her that i was freezing and getting wet as it was chucking it down,she thought it was hilarious and started to bunny 500s around the other cage,ishe was just about to go through the tunnel and snowflake decided to come and join her,this continued for 1 hour and 30 mins with me going out every 10 mins

Florence has been a right s*d this week too!!! See various threads in the other section. It includes stealing bacon crisps, escaping from her play pen, doing hamster impressions and various other pieces of petty crime

And I just caught her eating the remote control

Arthur shredded his litter tray paper so wee n poo everywhere n kicked it all out of trays reason? None! X

I thought Tigger had got over her humping phase, but the past 3 days she has been bonking the life out of Jeeves. Especially his head. Poor boy just lays there and takes it.

Dotdot wrote:I thought Tigger had got over her humping phase, but the past 3 days she has been bonking the life out of Jeeves. Especially his head. Poor boy just lays there and takes it.

I don't really know what to say to that!

Did Tigger what the BBC3 prog. tonight... the one titled HOW SAFE IS ORAL SEX?

It occurs to me that the lurkers who are looking at this thread and considering how to keep their buns are not going to be thinking 'yes I want a house rabbit!'

woodwench wrote:Did Tigger what the BBC3 prog. tonight... the one titled HOW SAFE IS ORAL SEX?

I turned that off before Florence got ideas!!!

at Tigger and Jeeves, we all know who the dominate one is there.

My work friend asked me yesterday if I do get the second bunny if they will still hump, and I told her some do it to the others head I hope I didn't curse Tigger!!!!

Last night I thought how lovely lil Loll was being (for once in his miserable life!).
He's been a lil tinker at times (as reported elsewhwere on the forum) but last night I thought he was redeming himself.
I have been really "off" with my IBS over the last couple of days. I've been having dizzy spells and feeling weak and sickly and last night I felt too rough to go to bed and curled up on the hearth rug with a hot water bottle. After a while Loll creeps up and sniffs my face then gives my cheek a lick...
How sweet, he knows his mummy is poorly and because he really does love her he's kissing her better!

Then the lil devil began pulling my hair and vigourously scratching my head!

I'll swing for that buck!

He's a monster!

Were you blocking the heat from the fire?

Sparky... Most likely I was. But I was poorly! He should show some consideration and thinking back... there was plenty of room for the two of us to cuddle in the warm.

He's just a Reprobate!

well I think it might be KatieB actually. She's been such a tease with her new set up.

Maisy, put HER on the norty step.

NickieM wrote:well I think it might be KatieB actually. She's been such a tease with her new set up.

Maisy, put HER on the norty step.

^ THIS is exactly what I was away to say!!!

Joey has been jumping into the hay bag (which he has not done before..he obviously wants the Norty Crown) and generally being a tinker...I told him off twice yesterday for trying to nom the furniture / kitchen fixtures

I will also post a pic of that hole he's chewed in his tent...