About that Norty step...

Well Maggie Magpie has been renamed Madam Magpie!!!

Shes been here two weeks. Shes stripped wall paper, chewed holes in a posh fleece, done squishy poos on my parents carpet, peed in every corner on the hall, tried to nibble some wires, found her way to my bedroom and the trios domain and to be quite honest, im lucky i have enough fingers to type this post! The little Madam is a grump!!!! Shes blaming in or her hormones, i told her i dont care, she needs to show some gratitude!! eeesh, i dont know! Rabbits, eh!?

Me thinks Maggie might well be destined for an outdoors life!

cheryl'n'bruce'flo wrote:Me thinks Maggie might well be destined for an outdoors life!

If she gets on with her potential husbun shes going to be a housebun Give the girl a chance, she needs to be spayed yet and shes just marking her territory. My hall must smell like dogs, rabbits and my brothers friends feet, given the number of trainers there are piled up down there. If only she had chewed all their laces up hehehehe

marleyNfriends wrote:Well Maggie Magpie has been renamed Madam Magpie!!!

Shes been here two weeks. Shes stripped wall paper, chewed holes in a posh fleece, done squishy poos on my parents carpet, peed in every corner on the hall, tried to nibble some wires, found her way to my bedroom and the trios domain and to be quite honest, im lucky i have enough fingers to type this post! The little Madam is a grump!!!! Shes blaming in or her hormones, i told her i dont care, she needs to show some gratitude!! eeesh, i dont know! Rabbits, eh!?

Gentl....
Mr Laurie AKA Lil Loll (when he's good) and The Swine, The Perisher, Git Face and a multitude of other names when he misbehaves!

woodwench wrote:Gentl....
Mr Laurie AKA Lil Loll (when he's good) and The Swine, The Perisher, Git Face and a multitude of other names when he misbehaves!

Im glad im not the only one that throws abuse at them when theyve been naughty.

Completely unrelated to anything other than you have just triggered something in the back of my brain Dee -

when I was young one of those general exclamations I heard about my ears from some adult or other was 'rescue the perishing!' You don't hear people say that anymore. I might make an effort to resurrect it.

Marley...
If he can bombard me with "evils" I can be excused for the odd expetive!


Cheryl...
"Rescue the perishing"
What exactly did that mean?

Not a clue!

OK being good didn't last for Fudge!!

He tipped over and pawed through his dish of fruit puree! Has 'read' the back page/cover of a Terry Pratchett book and decided to flick bunny pellets (both bunny produced and food) over the dining room floor! Sweeping up is going to be interesting-I daren't look at what else he has done!

Seems his being good only lasted whilst I was at my worse and Julie was stoppng over on the sofa (long story about that when I can muster actually writing it all down!)

FudgesMummy wrote:OK being good didn't last for Fudge!!

He tipped over and pawed through his dish of fruit puree! Has 'read' the back page/cover of a Terry Pratchett book and decided to flick bunny pellets (both bunny produced and food) over the dining room floor! Sweeping up is going to be interesting-I daren't look at what else he has done!

Seems his being good only lasted whilst I was at my worse and Julie was stoppng over on the sofa (long story about that when I can muster actually writing it all down!)

Go Fudge!! ha ha ha ha

FudgesMummy wrote:OK being good didn't last for Fudge!!

He tipped over and pawed through his dish of fruit puree! Has 'read' the back page/cover of a Terry Pratchett book and decided to flick bunny pellets (both bunny produced and food) over the dining room floor! Sweeping up is going to be interesting-I daren't look at what else he has done!

Seems his being good only lasted whilst I was at my worse and Julie was stoppng over on the sofa (long story about that when I can muster actually writing it all down!)

So I'm guessing a certain somebun will be crowned Winner on Sunday night?

I managed to just about tidy up from last nights antics-made it to go and see special friends (take Nick, Bobbi and especially Julie something to say Thank You for everything they done since Wednesday afternoon)

I've come home and he has now tipped his fruit puree with his medicine in over his rug! How am I meant to clean that up?? I struggled to hoover up and clean the other mess and now I have to repeat the process. He is now sat looking all cute at me and chucking his jingle dumbbell at me as a hint for nose rubs! Right now he has no chance!

What a little monkey!! I think we definitely have a contender for the next norty step winner!!

p.s I know he's been very norty at the mo, but i haven't seen any pictures of Fudges beautiful little face in a while!! when are there going to be pictures?!

Will have to see what I have...will prbably have to be tomorrow as I am absolutely wiped out again today

FudgesMummy wrote:Will have to see what I have...will prbably have to be tomorrow as I am absolutely wiped out again today

I guess I can wait till tomorrow

I know how you fell though, and I guess dear Fudge hasnt helped!! get a good nights sleep!!

Father Jack wrote:

gentl wrote:Your vet bills must be exorbitant!

I think by now, the humans should own at least part of Myerscough

Do you mean Myerscough College ? my Niece's Daughter is at that college learning animal studies, my Niece and Family live in Normoss, Blackpool. Mike and I went to the open day and it's a fantastic College they look after the animals really well especially the rabbits.
I took a photograph of this sign on the wall where the rabbits were as I thought it was really funny.




*If you don't mean Myerscough College how embarrassed am I *

This is another hard one this week as the three I've been watching for nortiness has been marleyNfriends 'Maggie' for her decorating skills, FudgesMummy's 'Fudge' for flicking rabbit food and poops all about the place , and for throwing his jingle dumbbell at his Mummy and tipping his fruit puree with his medicine in all over his rug! and the other is Woodwench's 'Loll' as I haven't forgot that he raped the innocent Draught excluder last week and now he has chewed the kindilng, climbed in the coal scuttle and dug out lumps of coal and attacked a spider plant that had the nerve to dangle a "baby" too low....

Maggie...Fudge ....Loll

Which one is the Nortiest!

Tuckerbunnies wrote:
Do you mean Myerscough College ?


*If you don't mean Myerscough College how embarrassed am I *

Be embarrassed

I meant the vets

Tuckerbunnies wrote:
I took a photograph of this sign on the wall where the rabbits were as I thought it was really funny.

Oh that is just brilliant!! I think that poster needs to be used more!!

Father Jack wrote:

Tuckerbunnies wrote:
Do you mean Myerscough College ?


*If you don't mean Myerscough College how embarrassed am I *

Be embarrassed

I meant the vets

The poster was good though.


My vote is for Fudge, fruit puree on the mat - yuck

Tuckerbunnies wrote:This is another hard one this week as the three I've been watching for nortiness has been marleyNfriends 'Maggie' for her decorating skills, FudgesMummy's 'Fudge' for flicking rabbit food and poops all about the place , and for throwing his jingle dumbbell at his Mummy and tipping his fruit puree with his medicine in all over his rug! and the other is Woodwench's 'Loll' as I haven't forgot that he raped the innocent Draught excluder last week and now he has chewed the kindilng, climbed in the coal scuttle and dug out lumps of coal and attacked a spider plant that had the nerve to dangle a "baby" too low....

Maggie...Fudge ....Loll

Which one is the Nortiest!

I vote for Fudge, the norty little boy

Joey was hopeful after a Norty start to the week - peeing on the rug (always fun to clean up ) and getting in the hay bag AGAIN, but it's no match for Fudge and Maggie

Love the sign, sometimes making something humourous has more effect and people take more notice

Hugs

Jo xx

Father Jack wrote:

Tuckerbunnies wrote:
Do you mean Myerscough College ?


*If you don't mean Myerscough College how embarrassed am I *

Be embarrassed

I meant the vets

Just to add to his nortiness this week, things really haven't been good for me (when I get my head around it I will post in members bit) Managed to get out today to see friends/have a chat/attempt to make sense of everything...got home to find that Fudge was avidly READING the new Slimming World magazine (I only got it Friday!!! I am sure I left it on the sofa...but know from recent experience he can actually get on it when he really wants!
I should have known he was going to be norty today as he was determined to get to my breakfast (croissant/jam) to the point of actually nipping at my feet and snuffling at me in disgust!!

Please can someone give me my nice cuddle bun back......