A bun stoppers alert

This evening a woman in Cornwall reported being intimidated in her own home in a truly terrifying attack. A small grey lionhead sat on her stomach, put his paws on her chest and demanded fenugreek chrunchies with menaces. His accomplice, a slightly larger brown bunny kept watch nearby and was prepared to scoop up any stray treats. Police say it is the most shocking example of this type of crime they have ever seen. The culprits were ruthless in their demands. If anyone has information that could lead to the perpetrators being brought to justice should ring Bun Stoppers urgently.

HANG ON IV'E GOT A LION HEAD

Unfortunately it seems that there are some gang members in east anglia. I just heard someone was physically assaulted by an orange and black striped rabbit, distinctive features are two different coloured ears and a rather large backside. There was an orange lop that just looked on from a vantage point while said stripey rabbit dug at the victims hands and back and then proceeded to hold on to their jeans with their teeth - refusing to let go - trying to drag them across the floor to be their hostage.

It is thought there are other gang members around the uk...

It's even more serious than we first thought.

my hoard were very quiet last night
i wonder if bluebell is a don
we are from italian blood

Hubby had to come and see what I was laughing so hard about.
My question is should one give in or resist? Perhaps Sparky
will tell us when she returns.

~holly~

these gang members need stopping!!

i hope my two dont get roped in to the gang

Ha ha, were they wearing bunny asbos?

Hugs

JO xx