I got mugged last night! And other news.

I was mugged last night not once. Not twice, but THREE times. The perpetrator was a 10 lb sandy buck rabbit known as Thumper. The first incident consisted of him grabbing a bit of my PB & J sandwich crust out of my hand. This seemed to urge the rabbit to jump down and run around to my other side to attack the rest of the sandwich. He was able to get several bites before I could wrestle it away.


The third incident involved said rabbit approaching very sweetly(which he seldom does with me) and then springing over my laptop and pulling the bite of the sandwich I had just taken out of my MOUTH before I could even close it to chew. We had a little "Lady and the Tramp" moment where the 2 dogs are eating spaghetti and meet and kiss.


Since this last outrageous act he has repeatedly come to me for grooming and has kissed me on the mouth several times. I think he was searching for a taste of peanut butter. He also took a good nip out of my bottom sheet where some peanut butter fell during the wrestling.

During the last week my little angel had been the sweetest AND the nortiest he has ever been! The evidence:

My wires chewed. Sheet chewed wall and door frame chiseled, safety gate attacked AND he almost completely ATE a rug!!!!

Wow! Sounds like Thumper wants to be on the norty step!

Ha ha just brilliant!

Thumper had never done the food begging before. I guess it was the smell of the peanut butter? Maybe the raspberry jam? I really wish Hubby would have caught him leaping over the computer to get to the sandwich!

He's learning!!!!

Oh Thumper

Thumper, Thumper, Thumper

Have I taught you nothing? You didn't even wear a basic face-mask to disguise your identity. I'm sure you could have convinced your Momma that you were a raccoon. Or a beaver, and that would have explained the gnawed woodwork too. Was the lure of food too strong to grab a cape and a false moustache before leaping onto the bed? Weeeell, as a foodie, I guess I can sympathise with that....


Thumper's Norty School Report:

Basic Skills : Excellent.
Finesse: Must try harder.

aww i love him and his cheekiness

Sparky: I told him his grades and he kissed me on the mouth. Twice. Could he have smelled the chocolate or does he love me?

Well obviously he has been taking tips from Sasha. I have to hide any food that I eat on the couch or she is over checking it out - and eating it! I either have to eat at the table, go into another room or eat standing up.

Thumper, I am sure that PB sandwiches are NOT very good for bunnies. Think about your teeth!!!

Ooooo Thumper! You are baaaaaaaadddddd!

Defrost naughty step for you!

Katieb wrote:Ooooo Thumper! You are baaaaaaaadddddd!

Defrost naughty step for you!

Autocorrect?

[b]Go Thumper Ruffin wants to know if peanut butter is in the official bunny good food guide

Tut tut Thumper!

Sparky wrote:

Katieb wrote:Ooooo Thumper! You are baaaaaaaadddddd!

Defrost naughty step for you!

Autocorrect?

Me thinks you might be on to something there