A cunning plan

This evening I have the cleanest nose ever courtesy of Mr Bruce and it has got me thinking. Now people are going off the idea of fish pedicures due to infection issues maybe there's a gap in the market for rabbit facials! One problem though, Bruce only does noses so I am looking for a team if anyone has a cheek, chin, forehead specialist let me know and I will split the profits.

(the writer of this post does not really advocate bunny labour)

[b]Yep Jazz does foreheads and pretty good at it but if its to replace fish wouldnt you need one that does feet eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Feet are so 2010.

Florence does cheeks, but only if you put your chin on the sofa when she's sat on it. If you're laying down with her she isn't fussy where she licks!

So as long as the person getting the facial is prepared to kneel in front of the sofa Florence will be very happy to assist!

Joey does foreheads and hands if anyone wants a bun manicure - he was biting my nail yesterday

D'you know, as soon as people realise they eat their own poo, they might not fancy it too much! But well done for a innovative business idea.

NickieM wrote:D'you know, as soon as people realise they eat their own poo, they might not fancy it too much!

^This


Saying that, I think the fish concept is even more weird!! *shudders*

I had the fish thing done a couple of months ago and it was actually much nicer than I thought it would be. Quite relaxing.

We have a tropical tank and the thought of them sooking on my tootsies is just.... Urgh!

(Not that I'd actually let someone ram their feet in our tank )

Gizmo does neck breasts and hands. Yep thats how i know he is defo a boy he fights to get down my top the dirty sw!ne hehe

4390evans wrote:Gizmo does neck breasts and hands. Yep thats how i know he is defo a boy he fights to get down my top the dirty sw!ne hehe

So we could do full body massages as Bruce will walk up and down peoples back.

Florence has a thing about putting her paws on your head so she could do indian head massages too.

I've told her a few times she's going to have to get a job if she keeps esting expensive hay so this might be a result!!

hahaha hew this is working out fab, Could be millionaires by the year out x

My bridge bunny use to nibble the hard skin off my husbands hands. Yuk!

Lil & Ron's Mum wrote:My bridge bunny use to nibble the hard skin off my husbands hands. Yuk!

ewww!!! Buttons generally licks the entire face...including eyelids and eye lashes!!! He is also great at grooming eyebrows!!!

Florence has started doing lips. I really draw the line at that, but she won't take no for an answer

icedancer wrote:Florence has started doing lips. I really draw the line at that, but she won't take no for an answer

haha!! yea i turn my face when buttons goes for my lips so he goes for the cheek or nose instead!! I refuse to have mouth to mouth contact with a creature that eats its own poo!!

lizzi_blackwell3 wrote:

icedancer wrote:Florence has started doing lips. I really draw the line at that, but she won't take no for an answer

haha!! yea i turn my face when buttons goes for my lips so he goes for the cheek or nose instead!! I refuse to have mouth to mouth contact with a creature that eats its own poo!!

That's exactly my issue with it! If it was just hay then fine, but not poo!

Although I forgot to wash my hands after giving her pellets the other day then licked my finger for something. YUK! I won't be doing that again. I don't know why they go so made for them, it was rank

Thumper head butts my legs, think we could fit that in anywhere?

Thumper2001 wrote:Thumper head butts my legs, think we could fit that in anywhere?

That could be some sort of deep tissue massage I reckon!

Definitely a plan for when we all finally move into our own HH village.