I need everyone help with a dilemma please

[b]OK I think I need everyone’s input on this, the little fluffy guys want another party like last year so I need ideas on who is coming, what to serve at the buffy, what drink to get in, and some ideas on entertainment (Keep it clean Sparky), it’s just that its turning into a nightmare, they all want different things . The old guy’s Rosie & Jim are agreed that they want a tea dance to uproars from next door of “BORING” Ruffin has decided that at some point she wants a striping contest , to see who can strip the most wallpaper and carpet tufts, eat them and keep an “it wasn’t me look” on there face the longest. The crazy gang who can never agree on anything are making no exception tonight, they did suggest however that they would all put there brain power together, no that’s not going to work then is it. One off the problems is that both Jazz and Fizz want to be the DJ for the evening she loves garage music whilst Jazz is into hip hop Daisy says he isn’t bothered as long as he gets l**d thank you daisy just a bit to much info.
I really don’t want a repeat of last year I suppose to an extent it was my fault for being to nieve , but when Jazz asked me if some of his little furry mates could bring there own grass and weeds I thought ohh that’s nice they want to bring there lawn trimmings and some greenery from under there hedgerow to share, well how was I to know. It came as one hell of a shock when I saw the local bunnstabulary hurtling up the drive throwing open the hutch doors and frisking everyone mind you I am sure I heard one of the bunnstables asking if anyone had any spare as he had run out. So no repeat of that ohh hang on Daisy says that sergeant with the big ears and cute bob tail was very rough whilst putting the paw cuffs on him and he hopes she will come back again this year, Daisy I despair sometimes . And of cause there was that incident with the carrot when two of the bunns I forget there names were rushed to the casualty at the local bunnspital ohh dear its all coming back now .
The oldies have just come up with the idea of a theme night or fancy dress even, but Fizz recons if they have a sixties night and everyone comes along with flowers in there hair Jazz will probably eat them so that’s out then. Ruffin thinks maybe a Great Escape tunnelling night trouble with that is all the shovel handles have been chewed through, the motor bike has a flat tyre and the lawn mower is out of petrol so they cant jump over the fence on them. Jazz & Fizz think a game of twenty a side rugby would be great fun but instead of a ball they could use Daisy. I really did give them a rollicking for even thinking about that I told them that it was cruel and that I was totally discussed with them they just never think of the poor people next door that would have to put up with all the Queeking noises .
Well at least daisy likes the idea of fancy dress Rosie and Jim want to come as a pair of fluffy slippers “BORING” shut up you three and let them explain Rosie says she had heard that people used to make slippers for bunnies and that was really nice. No Rosie I think that was “from” not “for“ . Jazz says he will come as a superhero as long as he doesn’t have to wear his pants on the outside of his fur, he also thinks that Fizz should come dressed as a camel cos she has always got the hump on with him. Ruffin not to be left out wants to wear a striped jumper and wear an eye mask like a burglar but instead of having swag written on her shoulder bag hers will say VEG . Just Daisy now what you coming as after a short thinking session he has decided that he is a boy and is very special cos he has a girls name so he will wear high heels and st !!! you cant wear them you daft Guinea Pig unbelievable !!!!! His legs are far to stumpy .
So everyone can see the dilemma, I have five bunnies with only four and a half brain cells between them and a hormonally challenged Guinea Pig who thinks even the hay basket is fair game. I really need and would like some suggestions that I can put to the fluffys and that we can all discus on this forum thanks in advance for your help

PS Minto the cat says she is going book into a Travelodge for the weekend and out of the kindness of her heart she will take the fish with her, preferably in a frying pan.

I must say, it sounds like last year's party was just brilliant and I think you should do it just the same!

Although perhaps you might want to change the venue....

ive just asked my 5 and they all want an invite

Bruce and Flo are both up for a party (and I am up for some peace and quiet!). Flo is going to put on a bow and come as the Caramel bunny. Bruce on the other hand is going to don some leopard print pants and a medallion and go as a member of LMFAO

All four piggies want to come as well. They are well excited by the idea of meeting Daisy. (I once knew a male rugby player called Daisy)

OMG I can't breathe from laughter!

Cheryl, does that mean one of your piggies can guarantee for Daisy to get l**D?! If that's his only wish I think it should be granted

Florence says she is really disappointed that she missed out on last years as it sounds fantastic. She said is the free grass and weed going to be available too this year?

If it's fancy dress she wants to come dressed like this

That lot of yours do make my day! Especially that randy piggy!

Tigger and Jeeves are expecting an invite, they're eyeing up a method on how to get the Fenugreek Crunchies from the big shelf to bring as a gift. I think Tigger is planning on shoving him up there, she always uses him as a puppet

icedancer wrote:OMG I can't breathe from laughter!

Cheryl, does that mean one of your piggies can guarantee for Daisy to get l**D?! If that's his only wish I think it should be granted

They will probably all be pleased to help - I suspect the last round of babies all had the same dad! A warning though Rob, I only keep girly piggies so you have a word with Daisy to ensure he is responsible. If not you may well be getting sent mini he-pigs in the post!

cheryl'n'bruce'flo wrote:

icedancer wrote:OMG I can't breathe from laughter!

Cheryl, does that mean one of your piggies can guarantee for Daisy to get l**D?! If that's his only wish I think it should be granted

They will probably all be pleased to help - I suspect the last round of babies all had the same dad! A warning though Rob, I only keep girly piggies so you have a word with Daisy to ensure he is responsible. If not you may well be getting sent mini he-pigs in the post!

You can always set the GSA on him if he denies responsibility!!!

well i have 3 girl piggies,so hes gonna be happy as a pig in muck

[b]Theres somthing about Daisy he is so comical but must admit he has calmed down a lot over the last year when we first got him he would try and hump anything glad he wasnt a dog he would have straped himself round any visitors leg probably even a chair leg

Lil Loll says he wants to come. He's just dying to prove his Buck-hood with a cute lil Jive-Bunny.

(You know he's NOT neutered!)

[b]He will just fit in fine here Daisy will show him all the local talent

[b]If Florence is going dressed like that I think I will go to the party

Loll says he's really into BIG DOES!

He has a "Thing" for Tuckerbunnies Tia!.

woodwench wrote:Loll says he's really into BIG DOES!

He has a "Thing" for Tuckerbunnies Tia!.

I nearly spat out my drink then!!!!

I'm sure Daisy can help with that, we now know that he's into handcuffs!!

Ruffin wrote:[b]If Florence is going dressed like that I think I will go to the party

She's asked if I want to go dressed like it too so we can be twins

icedancer wrote:OMG I can't breathe from laughter!

Cheryl, does that mean one of your piggies can guarantee for Daisy to get l**D?! If that's his only wish I think it should be granted

Florence says she is really disappointed that she missed out on last years as it sounds fantastic. She said is the free grass and weed going to be available too this year?

If it's fancy dress she wants to come dressed like this

Joey says 'I'm there' Gimme the postcode, Ruffin....

Me:

Loll wants to come as He-Buck!

Oh this has made me laugh my head off.

Ive had a horrible day and this has really made me feel better.

Thank you x x x x

PS. Daisy is coming as a monkey. I feel its appropriate!

Tigger wants to dig out her tiara again...



Jeeves is going to come as her trusty steed... me and my mum always refer to him as 'carthorse' as he seems to gallop and blunder around everywhere like one, and that princess Tigger does need to be escorted.

[b]They are such lovley Bunns Jeeves looks really mischivious and probably gets the blame for everything ? Cant Wait to see Katies Daisy in a monkey costume

Tigger looks quite regal in her tiara. How often does she have you clean it? And Jeeves her trusty companion. How sweet!

Ruffin wrote:[b]They are such lovley Bunns Jeeves looks really mischivious and probably gets the blame for everything ? Cant Wait to see Katies Daisy in a monkey costume

He doesnt need a costume!

Thank-you Rob for making me fall off my chair at 8.15

I look forward to the pics..I think... although a gaggle stoned buns may not be that appealing....will they all be sitting on bean bags, listening to Pink Floyd, and saying 'Yeah...dude...' every few minutes

You do make me laugh

Jay wrote: Thank-you Rob for making me fall off my chair at 8.15

I look forward to the pics..I think... although a gaggle stoned buns may not be that appealing....will they all be sitting on bean bags, listening to Pink Floyd, and saying 'Yeah...dude...' every few minutes

You do make me laugh

Oh my. We are all sharing the same vision here. Right down to the Pink Floyd. Dark Side of the Moon or The wall? or both?

edit: It would havve to be The Wall. DSOTM has the song Run, Rabbit Run on it.