What do you need to be a first class bunny owner?

I think above all else you need an excellent sense of humour... without it there could well be a lot of Murdered rabbits!

What do you think one needs to be a First class rabbit owner?

A rabbit

steel toes for when they nip

A good carpet cleaner

a lot of patients and fenugreek crunchies

Maysie... rabbit yourself!

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Steeltoe caps to boot 'em up the warren! ?

A hoover to let them get 800 volts when they nibble the cable. ?

Crunchies of all varieties to throw to them so you can escape when they have you cornered.

Deep blimmin pockets

You mean to say Thumper that your two have left you some pockets, deep or otherwise?

Loll really must have a word with them.

woodwench wrote:Maysie... rabbit yourself!

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Steeltoe caps to boot 'em up the warren! ?

A hoover to let them get 800 volts when they nibble the cable. ?

Crunchies of all varieties to throw to them so you can escape when they have you cornered.

Tuckerbunnies wrote:A rabbit

Any human who brings me food and does not try to touch me is fine by me

Fenugreek crunchies, and the ability to give nose rubs whilst continuing what you were doing before you were so rudely interrupted.

[b]A prescription from Drs for valium

The ability to cope with A LOT of worry!

I'm putting all your answers together and eventually I believe Bunny Super Owner will evolve!

The ability to come to terms with the fact that you are totally used, day-in-day-out

The realization that no matter what you are going to do, wherever you are going to go, .....or wear, or eat, or drink... THEY and THEIR NEEDS come first.

I have asked Bruce and Flo. Apparently you need to be willing to sign your house over to them, to let them have constant access to everywhere. They should have as many skirting boards and doors and corners or wall to chew as they like. The garden should be full of fast growing noms. You as the hoomin should be honoured to spend all of you pay on noms and things to play with. And when you are not bringing noms you should go and sit in the shed where you can't be seen or heard.

I am obviously not a very good owner as most of these things are restricted in my house and we don't even have a shed.

cheryl'n'bruce'flo wrote:I have asked Bruce and Flo. Apparently you need to be willing to sign your house over to them, to let them have constant access to everywhere. They should have as many skirting boards and doors and corners or wall to chew as they like. The garden should be full of fast growing noms. You as the hoomin should be honoured to spend all of you pay on noms and things to play with. And when you are not bringing noms you should go and sit in the shed where you can't be seen or heard.

I am obviously not a very good owner as most of these things are restricted in my house and we don't even have a shed.

cheryl'n'bruce'flo wrote:I have asked Bruce and Flo. Apparently you need to be willing to sign your house over to them, to let them have constant access to everywhere. They should have as many skirting boards and doors and corners or wall to chew as they like. The garden should be full of fast growing noms. You as the hoomin should be honoured to spend all of you pay on noms and things to play with. And when you are not bringing noms you should go and sit in the shed where you can't be seen or heard.

I am obviously not a very good owner as most of these things are restricted in my house and we don't even have a shed.

At least they haven't yet demanded that you get a second job for more noms and toys

Sasha says you MUST ALWAYS have digestives or oaty biscuits and be prepared to share them.

[b]Ruffin says she going to jump on a train if you have digestives

I didn't even know they could eat digestives!!!

trying to understand that they need to eat before you and never the other way round!

[b]Dont think there suposed to but Ruffs wont leave me alone in a morning till she gets her quarter of a digestive she litraly climbs up my leg till I give in mind you at the moment she is sulking cos she had her bum washed this afternoon

Oh! Now might be a good time to slip her a bit of digestive