Rampant Rabbit ...U/D

Evening everyone .... has anybody ever had their buns embarrass them???? Johns decided to steal the limelight today so let me set the scene

Lovely sunny day, we got DH pregnant cousin and hubby coming over for the day. Cold meat, salad, potatoes etc all prepared and done. Tidying up house and generally making out we live in a clean and tidy house lol. Johns was pottering about as usual in the sun, coming in and out the front room as we had the back doors wide open cos it was warm. Maddie had some balloons floating around from the 3 parties she been to this weekend and Johns was nosing them like he always done, just pushing and playing with them, nothing unusual. Said relatives turn up so we sit down with cold drinks, generally chit chatting about life.

Enter the room Johns ... he starts pushing one of the red balloons around with his nose. Nobody takes any notice until we hear a squeaking noise, bit like somebody writing on a balloon with a felt tip. Hubby looks round to see Johns hugging the balloon, then realising he is humping it!!!! Was it wicked to let him continue to hump a balloon?!!! He looked like he was having a go on a space hopper at first! Maddie has always had balloons floating around the house and never before has he felt the need to hump them... I gave him some left over crispy salad leaves which he never had before so am wondering if it was an aphrodisiac lol Cue us all laughing until the balloon goes POP, scaring the life out of poor randy old Johns (knew we should have de-plummed him).

Did the balloon bursting put Johns off? Nah .. he then proceeded to treat us with a full floor show indoors and then outside where we decided to place the balloons as they were ..erm... wet ... to hump a further 4 red balloons, bursting each on at some stage through the humping with either his teeth or his nails At one point he even looked like he was courting the red balloon as if it were a female bun by gently nudging and caressing it!! I can tell you we were in fits of giggles and the men were videoing it on their mobiles (is that weird?!!).

So our afternoon was spent with Johns humping indoors and outdoors.....the relatives have gone home thinking we have a horny bunny and Maddie now pretty much has a good idea of what Johns was trying to achieve!!!! She was cackling away with the rest of us at what he was doing and I am sure it was highly inappropriate that she would be witnessing it but Johns clearly had no shame! After each 'session' Johns looked tired and dropped a few pebbles in various places, clearly with the all excitement.

For those of you with a dirty mind, here is the link to the 4 video clips of my porn star bun on YouTube.. ! Please excuse my fishwife voice, hubby's girly giggle, relatives sniggering and my daughter's filthy cackling laugh No animals were harmed during the filming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cGo3V4VBVs

This is too brilliant for words. Love the title too! Go Johns Go!

Ha ha ha, classic. Maddies laugh is fab too!

Absolutely brilliant - Johns looks so surprised when the balloon pops

Awww, bless him.

That was too funny! Silly Johns

jiggy used to be like that with a cuddly toy apple but since having him neutered it stopped and he is much calmer and happier without all the frustrations of sexiness!

OMG that is soooooo funny, especially when the ballon pops !

I am most embarrassed with my buns right now lol .. although he is a star on youtube!

He has no shame .. there was another red balloon floating around earlier and yep, you guessed it, Johns thought it was a lady buns and started again but I quickly swiped it away. Definitely think he needs de swinging!