My poor sausage...

I have (correction: HAD) a lovely home made draught excluder. Now I have half a lovely home made draught excluder! and a shredded mass of blue velvet and odds and ends of stuffing material.

He's made advances in the past but last nighht, while I slumbered, he raped, ravished and ripped my work to bits!

That farmer should have an old fashioned blunderbus..... The lil swine!

Oh gosh Loll you are being a little sh** recently aren't you?!
Your poor draught excluder probably doesn't know what hit it!

ha ha ha ha ha oooo lol! This is almost as good as the laundry basket incident!

A contender for the Pudster Award for Nortiness I think.......

I think that is a definite for the Nortiness award!!! Sparky your crown is gone.

My goodness Lil Loll, you don't mess about with just nicking the odd biscuit or producing lots of poops. You really mean business when it comes to nortiness.

Maybe he needs to be exorcised. Does his head spin around and does he projectile vomit?

Hey Loll..................I'm Watching You

Projectile poops... hmm, maybe.

He was once a well behaved bun. Still a sulky lil s*d but I never had need to complain about damage done. He used his tray, didn't chew ANYTHING... great, I could live with the blanking and the hel flicks, the grunting and the glowering. But since last September he seems to have found his mischeif bag and begun digging deep into the corners to annoy me!

Still.... he's Ma Boy, ain't he? An' I guess I luv him!

THE GIT, THE SWINE, THE BLACK AR*ED B*GG*R!

I'll get the trophy in the post

Another one for the naughty step. Snuffles got hold of one of my library boos the other day and I only just rescued it in time LOL!!

Hugs

JO xx