Do Spiders Binky

[b]Every night for the last couple of weeks when I go into the garage with the little guys super there has been a Spider who I have named Harold sat on top of the hutch lighting timer. I take them there super around 9 pm so I have to switch the lights on to manual overide Harold waits till my finger gets to about an inch from the limer then legs it behind the socket. When I go out I have to walk past both runns and give everyone a nugget of dried food thats there signal to do two or three laps round the runn binkying whilst I open the garage door to go in to feed them and shut them in for the night even Daisy tries his best to Binky problem is his legs are to short and stummpy (bit like me sisters really but I wont go there) last nite as I got to the timer I am sure Harold probably not wanting to be left out did a massive binky before leging it behind the socket I will see what happens tonite and I will have to try and get a photo of him as well

I love this post Ruffin love, someone else who loves spiders. I think the bunnie have been giving him lessons LOL. photo would be great.

Hugs

Jo xx

Well...don't know about binkying, but they sure can jump! We have tarantulas that can jump up 9 feet! That is one mega binky!

gentl wrote:Well...don't know about binkying, but they sure can jump! We have tarantulas that can jump up 9 feet! That is one mega binky!

I'd scream like a girl if I saw that

Just to be difficult - technically Daisy does not binky, he popcorns!

Carla, you ARE a girl!

Ruffin, I love every one of your posts

Do you give Harold a nugget?

icedancer wrote:

gentl wrote:Well...don't know about binkying, but they sure can jump! We have tarantulas that can jump up 9 feet! That is one mega binky!

I'd scream like a girl if I saw that

I think I'd die on the spot

Will try Harold toight with a nuget and see what happens wonder if you can get fly nugets and as for a nine foot leaping spider I think I would do a nuget on the spot

Ruffin wrote:Will try Harold toight with a nuget and see what happens wonder if you can get fly nugets and as for a nine foot leaping spider I think I would do a nuget on the spot

icedancer wrote:

gentl wrote:Well...don't know about binkying, but they sure can jump! We have tarantulas that can jump up 9 feet! That is one mega binky!

I'd scream like a girl if I saw that

you are a girl

Ruffin wrote:Will try Harold toight with a nuget and see what happens wonder if you can get fly nugets and as for a nine foot leaping spider I think I would do a nuget on the spot

fiver wrote:

icedancer wrote:

gentl wrote:Well...don't know about binkying, but they sure can jump! We have tarantulas that can jump up 9 feet! That is one mega binky!

I'd scream like a girl if I saw that

you are a girl

As in a five year old screachy girl

Actually I'm not too bad with spiders, but slugs and snails Spiders at least you can get the dyson on them and see them spinning around and around in the base

I can't wait for the next installment!!!! I hope he enjoyed his nuggie!

Ruffin wrote:Will try Harold toight with a nuget and see what happens wonder if you can get fly nugets and as for a nine foot leaping spider I think I would do a nuget on the spot

Me too! Before promptly passing out!!

Ruffin that spider would be the end of me. Im dreading the day I find one in the buns shed......

Katieb wrote:

Ruffin wrote:Will try Harold toight with a nuget and see what happens wonder if you can get fly nugets and as for a nine foot leaping spider I think I would do a nuget on the spot

Me too! Before promptly passing out!!

Ruffin that spider would be the end of me. Im dreading the day I find one in the buns shed......

That's what Dysons are for

[b]I feel sorry for the parents just think how many shoes they have to buy

icedancer wrote:

Katieb wrote:

Ruffin wrote:Will try Harold toight with a nuget and see what happens wonder if you can get fly nugets and as for a nine foot leaping spider I think I would do a nuget on the spot

Me too! Before promptly passing out!!

Ruffin that spider would be the end of me. Im dreading the day I find one in the buns shed......

That's what Dysons are for

oooo I wouldnt be able to get close enough.

A few years ago I was visiting my friend but she wasnt in so I thought I would pop to her mums house which backed onto her house accessable via an alleyway that went between the houses. On route I walked into a spiders web which was stretched across the alley. Well instantly I knew it must be on me and I looked down and there it was - sat on my shoulder. A big green and black stripey beast standing on its back legs hissing at me and showing me its enormous 6 inch fangs!

Well it was all too much. I started to scream and scream as I removed my jacket, and my jumper and then my top before promptly passing out in the alley.

To make matters worse the neighbours had heard the screams and came rushing into the Alley to find me in a half naked state of undress passed out on the floor. Immediately they dialled 999 to call for the police and an ambulance thinking I had been attacked. (well I had been!!)

With that I came around to find one of the neighbours trying to cover me up with my jacket......this brought on more hysterics as I tried unsuccessfully to say - "There is a monster on the jacket" and with that passed out again.

All the fuss had drawn a bit of a crowd and my friend now on her way home came across the scene, as I came around for a second time. Seeing me remove the jacket at speed immediately removed the jacket and explained to all concerned that she feared there had been a spider incident.

They called and cancelled the police and the ambulance, and I dont think I ever went up that alleyway again. (or looked the neighbours in the face).

I suspect the spider is still in the alley having now devoured several unsuspecting passers by.

Take it you not to keen on spiders then

And the Orange prize for creative writing and hysteria goes to ........



*rustles gold envelope*



KATIE B!!!!!!

Katieb wrote:

icedancer wrote:

Katieb wrote:

Ruffin wrote:Will try Harold toight with a nuget and see what happens wonder if you can get fly nugets and as for a nine foot leaping spider I think I would do a nuget on the spot

Me too! Before promptly passing out!!

Ruffin that spider would be the end of me. Im dreading the day I find one in the buns shed......

That's what Dysons are for

oooo I wouldnt be able to get close enough.

A few years ago I was visiting my friend but she wasnt in so I thought I would pop to her mums house which backed onto her house accessable via an alleyway that went between the houses. On route I walked into a spiders web which was stretched across the alley. Well instantly I knew it must be on me and I looked down and there it was - sat on my shoulder. A big green and black stripey beast standing on its back legs hissing at me and showing me its enormous 6 inch fangs!

Well it was all too much. I started to scream and scream as I removed my jacket, and my jumper and then my top before promptly passing out in the alley.

To make matters worse the neighbours had heard the screams and came rushing into the Alley to find me in a half naked state of undress passed out on the floor. Immediately they dialled 999 to call for the police and an ambulance thinking I had been attacked. (well I had been!!)

With that I came around to find one of the neighbours trying to cover me up with my jacket......this brought on more hysterics as I tried unsuccessfully to say - "There is a monster on the jacket" and with that passed out again.

All the fuss had drawn a bit of a crowd and my friend now on her way home came across the scene, as I came around for a second time. Seeing me remove the jacket at speed immediately removed the jacket and explained to all concerned that she feared there had been a spider incident.

They called and cancelled the police and the ambulance, and I dont think I ever went up that alleyway again. (or looked the neighbours in the face).

I suspect the spider is still in the alley having now devoured several unsuspecting passers by.

Don't go to Ruffins house, Daisy is keeping one as a pet!!!

Well maybe the "crowd" was only 4 people but the rest is true!

Speechless....

[b]Just been out and dont think Harold was impressed with the nuget but tomorrow I will go in armed with my camara (probably never see him again now I have said that)

Maybe he wants some human?

OMG Katie!!! I nearly peed myself reading that!!

Molly actually did, on my rug