News Report. Update! ...& Photos

BREAKING NEWS.

Several boxes of noms were pulled down from the top shelf of a suburban playhouse in the early hours of this morning. Most boxes were left undisturbed, however the same cannot be said for a beautifully decorated treat tub, that was found to have had the seal broken and the lid torn off. There were some large shards of plastic found not far from the scene and an entire packet of Wagg beetroot sticks have been snaffled. Two black suspect looking bunnies fled from the scene when they were disturbed by humans this morning.

Sue_pawz wrote:

Little monsters! Thats them on hay only for today!!

I did similar when my 2 busted into the food cupboard, dragged out a bag of pellets, spread them all over the floor and gorged themselves silly. The resulting poops were not pretty!

Sue_pawz wrote:I did similar when my 2 busted into the food cupboard, dragged out a bag of pellets, spread them all over the floor and gorged themselves silly. The resulting poops were not pretty!

Niceeee.
Norty bunnies, Ive got visions of your two hatching a plan together; and then one of them pulling on the cuboard handle with their big floofy footsies pushing against the cupboard next to it while the other one goes in and rustles out the grub

marleyNfriends wrote:

Sue_pawz wrote:I did similar when my 2 busted into the food cupboard, dragged out a bag of pellets, spread them all over the floor and gorged themselves silly. The resulting poops were not pretty!

Niceeee.
Norty bunnies, Ive got visions of your two hatching a plan together; and then one of them pulling on the cuboard handle with their big floofy footsies pushing against the cupboard next to it while the other one goes in and rustles out the grub

This. Oh, this!

Are there any crime scene pictures??

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

Have they got beetroot coloured lips? Can you expect some beetroot coloured poops?

No pictures, im afraid the evidence had to handed in for further investigation. Meanwhile, not a mark on the suspects. We've had to release them on bail based on the lack of evidence

The vandalism to the treat box was so severe that it will have to be replaced, and new treats will need to be sourced asap.

The opportunists were caught on the top shelf again this afternoon. They have pleaded guilty, and as punishment will be undergoing a thorough groom and nail clipping tomorrow afternoon. They also say they have no money to replace the stolen goods, but their hoomin will be happy to do that! INDEED!!

Are you sure you have caught the culprits? Because I am pretty sure they were just up there helping you to do some detecting

Is this a plea bargain Marley?

Quality photos

Nooooo, she's definitely up there dusting for prints

bluebell is a forensic detective for bunshire police and say's tests are inconsistent of two buns and there are traces of hairs from a third suspect colouring matching sparky and asks if she would be willing to take a dna test

what cheeky little gangsters

Oh dear, is no one owning up to it LOL?!!

Hugs

JO xx

I love this

You should never underestimate a nethie!

Ive had to move everything off the top shelf today and leave it pretty much bare Nothing is safe up there anymore!! Theyve broken into every packet of noms there was I found a packet of burgess apple snacks stuffed behind their water bowl today

Oh Marley how did you get up there

Little monkey

Brilliant!

For what it's worth Marley ....... I believe you

marleyNfriends wrote:"Hello? Dis iz Marley 'ere, and ah iz dooin a formal statement. ...Dolly did it. Ah cant afford to pay for new noms, so i iz dobbin' her in. Fank yoo for listenin. 'ere are sum photos if yoo hoominz dont believe that I iz innocent in the whole situashun...Ah didnt even take no nomz after she broke in, ah promise!"

You are a beautiful boy Marley love.

Hugs

JO xx

So funny! Bunnayys are soo naughty!