If only my bunny could....

...have an air freshner next to his tray, one of those that you press and it squirts 'stuff' out of the top.
He could use the tray, then press it with his nose, to freshen up the room....

....hoover up his own mess, and occasionally tidy the flat...

...grow his own vegetables...

...tell me wether it's GI stasis or Collic....

...rule the world, it'd be a much happer place....

Your turn ......

(yes, this is following a slightly tipsy evening's discusssions )

Tell me when they are feeling poorly and exactly where it hurts,

Could wipe down the walls when the boy bunnies have weeing contests to see how far up the wall they can get it

understand me and could talk back

If only Fudge could.....

*put the kettle on for when I get in from work so we can have coffee and cuddles with ginger nut biscuits

*tell me exactly when he needs his teefs doing so I don't have to go rooting about for teef inspections

*realise that emptying a litter everywhere is fun but not fun for mummy who has to clean it all up

*tell me if he is really happy as a single fella or would like Bunny company.....(I often worry that he misses out then he comes and grooms me, chins me and runs around my feet buzzing.... )

I dare say soemthing else will spring to mind at various strange moments during the day x

*take their own medicine
*get their own dinner
*clean out their own litter trays
*understand why I have put them in a small cage with a strange bunny for 3 days and want to be friends with them

Tell me if they are happy or not

Brilliant idea for a thread

* understand that when I want to pick them up I am not going to take them away and eat them and that crawling around after them is not good for my knees
* realise that claw marks on my chest/boobs is not an embellishment
* sweep up all the hay that litters the garden
* differentiate between approved bunny chewing matter and chair legs/wires
* occasionally get their own breakfast so I can have a lie in
* go out and get a job - oh sorry, that's the kids!

Sixer wrote:Brilliant idea for a thread

* realise that claw marks on my chest/boobs is not an embellishment

That's a good one , have a few of those myself

This could do for all my pets :

If only, they would never have to go to the vet anymore, (imagine how much money I would save)

The marks of Zorro!

I wish my buns could:

*share their veg equally instead of both trying to eat the same cabbage leaf
*realise when I try to look at their bums, that I am NOT a pervert
*stop digging their enormous burrow and tidy up the huge hill of spoil that is filling their A frame
*not tear the newspaper covering their hutch into tiny pieces thus making cleaning that little bit tedious!

- Tell me when they are ill, and what the problem is (I know it's already been said, but it's worth saying again. )

- Share the food nicely (rather than Ruby stealing all the best bits and not pinch it out of Thumpers mouth!!)

- Not bite holes in my clothes to tell me they want something

- Go nicely into the hutch at bedtime rather than me having to chase them all over the place!

- Not thump so loudly just beacuse I'm 1 minute late with the veggies/clean outs/breakfast etc

(But I still wouldn't swap them for anything!)

- Do ALL their poos in the litter trays.

-Talk to me
-Not be naughty
-Tell me if they like their life and are happy
Tell me when they feeling pooey or ill
-Live in my room!