Fly killer spray.

I'm still laughing everytime I read it. Just when I think I have composed myself i'm off again

Velvet.Tears wrote:I'm still laughing everytime I read it. Just when I think I have composed myself i'm off again

me too

I don't understand how autocorrect could let this happen?!

My SIL and BIL are over and I think it's safe to say they think I'm a loon!!

Thumper2001 wrote:I don't understand how autocorrect could let this happen?!

not sure perhaps the proof reader missed it

Thumper2001 wrote:My SIL and BIL are over and I think it's safe to say they think I'm a loon!!

Deleted!

Tis rather amusing the autocorrect

It is usually but that was a typo on my part, it should have fixed it!!

It must be having a night off

TBH I don't know how the forum swear tzar let that one through. If you can't say **** in the context of chickens then I am sure you are not supposed to be able to post what you posted.

It'll be because it didn't just say ****, it was attached to other letters.

Edit: Yeah, that's why. It just let x****x through too. (Written in full obviously!)

I don't suppose what I typed was added to the "bad word" list as it would never be expected

hehehehe still laughing

Me too

Sounds messy.....

You would have thought i'd have composed myself after a sleep

Thumper2001 wrote:My SIL and BIL are over and I think it's safe to say they think I'm a loon!!

Hudad is amazed that you had a Safety Integrity Level

He thinks you must be a chemical production plant like the one he used to work at

Sparky wrote:

fall3n-ang3l wrote:many years ago,i used to have venus flytraps,i think there brilliant but if i ever saw a fly in it,i would open the trap up to let them out but agree Thumper,the buns come first

Did you have the only Venus Fly Traps in the world which starved to death?

i used to feed it sausage,so it got feed

fiver wrote:

Thumper2001 wrote:

fiver wrote:just looked on ebay you can buy a pack of three fly zapper bats for £5.00
they sound like a fun way of playing tennis

I was doing the exact same thing

I took a screenshit, sent it to OH and said "Can I have one of these please " (I don't have an account.)

you took a WHAT!

just spat out my morning coffee

i'm still laughing at this one can't believe this is still going

Humum used to run an internet forum. In their swear filter, they replaced rude words with bakery products. She changed the software over to a new version, and it automatically filtered words even when the 'rude' word was in the middle of it.

Somebody complained very loudly about Scunthorpe being altered to Scurrant bunthorpe - (think about it)

We have the tennis rackets and electric fly killers and the Konks which are not cheap but are brilliant but then we need something good with having Helen and Baby Saint who are both very incontinent

http://www.murrayfarmcare.co.uk/Pest-Control/Fly-Control/Konk-Fly-Spray-2800sc-918p.aspx

Somebody complained very loudly about Scunthorpe being altered to Scurrant bunthorpe - (think about it)

don't get it is it cos of me tramadols or am i missing something

fiver wrote:

Somebody complained very loudly about Scunthorpe being altered to Scurrant bunthorpe - (think about it)

don't get it is it cos of me tramadols or am i missing something

There's a very rude norty word in that place name