It Was A Deadly Battle UD - pg2 round 2

And I don't know how I came out unscarred. It was against a ferocious beast, who tried to bite and rip my arm off. But I continued, determined to finish the job. I was hissed at, lunged at, boxed and threatened by two black paws and big teeth.

Eventually I managed to get two brushfulls of fur off of Florence

at first I thought it was your neighbour

Woo! That's quite an achievement!

Make sure you check your carpets and cables for the next week because she might be a vengeful bunny!

Ooo you are going to pay for that!!!!

How much skin did Florence remove from you?

Is she speaking to you yet?

I have a horrible feeling that Florence is going to get her own back!

I let her out for a run afterwards, just to try and get round her a little bit, the rug and curtains did get a bashing She also kept trying to get behind the TV, probably in order to cause mayhem in revenge

She amazingly didn't mark me, not sure how I managed to get away with that!! I've never seen her so annoyed, grumpy little madam. But she does look so much better now, and I won't tell her I want another go tonight

My word, she sounds worse than Bruce. At least he only runs away. How long were you at A&E?

she is biding her time mwahahaha

I hope your tv doesn't get the brunt of her annoyance!

She is definitely going to sit this one out and get you back when you least expect it! Muahaha

Round Two occurred this afternoon.

There was cheating by the opponent - periscoping up while using front paws and teeth nearly led to a disqualification. However I learnt that if you brushed one side then the other it ended up in her doing a sort of dance trying to bite me, but failing.

Opponent two also received some today, he was less of a fighter, and let me get on with it.

Four brushfulls of fur was the achievement today. Round three tomorrow.

I wonder how many rounds it'll take in total!*







*And then you'll have to start all over again

love it Carla

Shall we book the ambulance for tomorrow morning

I'm off to the bookies. I won't be putting an accumulator on that second opponent though, he sounds a bit of a wuss

Hmmmm, you realise that you are simply giving her time to think through a strategy to counter the "each side stroke" technique don't you?

Ha ha

Katieb wrote:Hmmmm, you realise that you are simply giving her time to think through a strategy to counter the "each side stroke" technique don't you?

Ha ha

I might try and film it tomorrow, it's so funny! It looked like that "doggy dancing" that's on the TV everysooften.

The two opponents have been very snuggly tonight, I think they are plotting a come back together.

Is that tag team brushing?

Yes, i thought you had gone next door demanding for some got chocolate to replace what she had taken!